Melissa's Honest Advice
About Me
I’m a single mother of four and have been in and out of the dating scene so many times I should have a loyalty card. I’m not claiming to be an expert, but I am claiming to be honest—painfully so. If you ask me a question, you’re getting the unfiltered truth, whether you like it or not. Sugarcoating is for cupcakes, not advice.
Got a real problem? Bring it on. But if you're here for coddling, you might want to call your mom instead.
Submission Guidelines:
**Be Specific (but not too specific):** We want to help, but we don’t need to know about your cousin’s third ex-husband’s cat allergies. Stick to the essentials, please!
**Keep It Real (or at least semi-real):** We love a good story, but if you’re writing about your pet goldfish who’s convinced it’s a reincarnated pirate, we might need a little more context.
**Keep It Real (or at least semi-real):** We love a good story, but if you’re writing about your pet goldfish who’s convinced it’s a reincarnated pirate, we might need a little more context.
**No Refunds:** If you don’t like our advice, you can’t return it
The "Hot Mess Express" Award
🚧 Coming soon! This space is reserved for the most gloriously chaotic life choices. If you've ever made a decision that required an emergency group chat, you might end up here. 🚧
(Check back soon, or better yet, submit your own disaster for a chance to be featured!)